EnergyGrid University (EGU) |
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 ANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD but are held back by the belief that you are not qualified to do so? Want more salary but lack the qualifications to justify it to your employer? Welcome to EnergyGrid University (EGU), the
new centre of learning that prides itself on high standards of excellence and a radically alternative reputation. Now there is no excuse not to go out and make a real difference. |
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| EGU was founded in Feb '05 for the
democratisation of education — our founder felt
that everyone should have a chance to put
those little letters after their names and a certificate
on their wall. After all, most do not even get a shot
at higher education, people who are just as intelligent
and respectable as those with MA's, MBA's, MSc's and
PhD's. This has now all changed. |
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| With a worldwide reputation for academic excellence, EGU is now regarded as an Ivy League university. In fact, a recent survey in the Educational Times placed us above Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Stanford, Yale and MIT for not only academic excellence, but also originality and radicalism. |
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| Our exceptional graduate and post-graduate courses
are fully accredited by us, and you can rest assured
that any qualification you receive from us can very
easily and legally be printed after your
name and displayed on your wall. |
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| Why get an EGU degree? |
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| There are many reasons: some are tired of having that college geek take a
higher salary just because he was too dumb to try to avoid getting indoctrinated by the system, or too impractical to be able to earn his meal ticket on leaving school. Some want to change the world, but feel that without that degree or doctorate, they lack the necessary credibility. And some just want the sense of respect and achievement that is usually bestowed only upon those who publicly admit to voluntary brainwashing programs. |
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| EGU was set up as the world's first non-indoctrinational Ivy League educational establishment. We can award "box-free" degrees
and qualifications worth much more than the brainwashing
certificates given out by other places of "higher" learning.
Anyone who graduates from EGU has
demonstrated a high level of original and creative
thinking — in fact, just by being on this site alone! Well done! |
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| We know that you are a miraculous human being, and that you deserve recognition for your skills and talents;
we know you deserve to have nothing hold you back from making a difference to the world; we know you deserve that higher graduate or post-graduate salary;
we know you deserve others to look at you with admiration;
and we know you deserve the kudos associated with Ivy League educational establishments. |
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| We know because we care. Most universities and colleges are actually run like a business: they make loads of money whilst churning out the automatons needed to maintain the Military-Industrial complex. We don't. We make no money and nobody can accuse us of manufacturing automatons. |
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| In fact, EGU has now become the leading academic trend-setter, with other educational institutions struggling to follow our trend-setting example. |
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| Are we just another online Uni selling fake
degrees? |
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| Absolutely not. For a start, everyone who takes a
course with us is automatically awarded a full scholarship
and so pays absolutely nothing. We can do this because
we are subsidised. Money therefore is not our motivation,
and this give an indication of the authenticity of
our degrees. This works both ways: you can be assured
that anybody awarded an EGU degree
/doctorate did NOT just buy it. |
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receiving their EGU degrees) |
| Also, unlike many other universities (especially online institutions), our degrees
and qualifications are fully accredited
by leading-edge thinkers and writers. This means that
your employer is likely to recognize the value of the EGU qualification
that you present her with. Not only that, but you will have the option to record your name in our online register so anybody
can check that your EGU qualification
is the real McCoy. |
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| What courses are available? |
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| You name it, you can have it! We are here to serve
you and we are willing to award you any qualification
or degree that you want, and to any standard. It is
up to you to decided what would tickle your fancy (or
your employer's) the most and just do it. We will take
care of the rest. |
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| Here at EGU, we offer the following
degrees: |
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| MA EGU -
for those more art and language oriented |
| MSc EGU -
for those more scientifically oriented |
| MBA EGU -
for those more business oriented |
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| Alternatively, if you want a doctorate, we do offer
these on any subject. |
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| PhD EGU -
a full and recognized doctorate |
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| Please note that our degrees
and doctorates are not like those worthless unaccredited
ones you can mail order. With a fully accredited EGU
online degree or doctorate, you can feel proud that
you have genuinely displayed a high level of alternative
academic nous. |
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| How do I get started? |
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| Go to the top of the page and click the Application
Form link. Yes, it is that simple! After all, we are
here to acknowledge your genius in finding us, not
to turn you into a bureaucrat. |
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| Good luck! |
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| "We put the EGU back
into the EDU" |
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