Qualification Application Form

Congratulations: you are about to apply for a university qualification that really will make a difference to your career and life. This qualification is fully accredited and your details will be recorded in our "Class of" section.

Terms and Conditions

There are a few terms and conditions that must be met if you are to make this application.

1.	You should have at least 18 years of challenging life experience on this planet behind you.
2.	You should have expertise and knowlege in your chosen subject (more so if you are applying for a doctorate).
3.	You have prepared for this assessment by thinking deeply about life, the universe and everything.
4.	You must take this paper completely by yourself and for yourself. Cheating is not allowed.
5.	You will limit the qualifications you require listing under your name in our "class of" section to a maximum of 3.

	I agree	I disagree

	Please type your name as a digital signature:

Applicant Details

	Full Name: (for certificate)

	State/Province:

	Country:

	Qualification:	Master of Arts (MA) Master of Science (MSc) Master of Business Administration (MBA) Doctorate (PhD)

	Specific Subject:

EXAMINATION

(A simple test to satisfy the legal requirement for an examination of some kind, but don't worry, EVERYONE passes!)

Please complete the following:

1.	What colour is the sky?
	blue green

2.	How many toes do you have?
	8 10

3.	How many fingers do you have?
	8 10

4.	Up is to down, as left is to…
	wrong right

5.	Calculate 1 ÷ 81 x 81
	1.000000 0.999999

6.	What is the chemical structure for water?
	H20 H30

7.	Who wrote the play Macbeth?
	George Bernard Shaw William Shakespeare

8.	Who is the worst US President of all time?
	George W. Bush George W. Bush

9.	What equation did Einstein make famous?
	E=MT2 E=MC2

10.	What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
	24mph 36mph

Would you like your name, location and degree to be listed in our online register?

(This allows others to corroborate your qualifications. If not, once you have your certificate, your details are immediately deleted.)

No thanks, I'll leave the editor to snooze.

Yes please, get the lazy tosser up!

Click the submit button to display your certificate which you need to print out and get framed.

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